Monday, August 25, 2008

Too funny not to pass on

This is taken straight from my blogger friend Lori
This made my day, so thank you, Lori, for:

this list of stupid things NBC commentators said during the Olympics:

dressage.jpg1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’

2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’

3. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’

4. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’

5. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’

6. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’

7. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’

8. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’

OK, my friends, pick yourselves up off the floor. I finished the cabin blog today and, hopefully, tomorrow I can work on my own! I've missed my little blog outlet!


3 comments:

Hahn at Home said...

I'd scream, "Thief" but I stole it too!

High Desert Living said...

Hey - I gave you credit!

RevScriven said...

WOW....that is some crazy quotes! I think we should start screening Olympic commentators! :)